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Halloween Chaos Countdown: Spooky Bizarro News Roundup!

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By Tracy Vanity Can’t carve worth a shit? You can buy a California organic “Pumpkenstein.” The price for this molded monster masterpiece? $75! In more monster pumpkin news, this 2,058 pound pumpkin set a record. 5,000 brown recluse spiders invade a house in Missouri. Boy dies from brown recluse bite. Just in […]

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Bizarro Field Trip with Eric Hendrixson: Pt I

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As midnight approached, we were far from the highway, on the kind of country road that starts a third of the horror films made in the ’80s. That’s when the GPS signal dropped out. My wife hadn’t told me where we were going. When we decided to take a trip, […]

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Halloween Chaos Countdown: Your Guide to Medieval Torture

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by Tracy Vanity The Dark Ages were full of amazing things like kings and queens, the plague, and some of the most inventive methods of torture that are still used today. Here are some of the most inventive methods of old school torture. The rack is a torture device consisting of a rectangular, usually wooden frame, […]

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The 2014 Halloween Chaos Countdown Begins Now!

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by Tracy Vanity It’s that magical time of year again! And yes, Halloween is still awesome. Just like this Japanese zombie Lolita metal music video: This is the time to fully appreciate the wonders of horror Happy Meal art and zombie Chia Pets no matter how fucking old we are! To get you lubed up for […]

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BIZARRO ACROSS AMERICA – EAST COAST TOUR

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by Jeff Burk “BIZARRO ACROSS AMERICA” PROGRESSIVE BOOK TOUR BRINGS STRANGE NEW VOICES TO THE EAST COAST! In September 2014, the writers, artists and co-conspirators of the Bizarro genre are coming to Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania and New York, to spread the gospel of Bizarro Fiction to new audiences and die-hard […]

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Bizarro News Roundup!

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by Tracy Vanity News of nonstop war and social collapse getting you down? Didn’t know that shit was happening? Doesn’t matter! It’s time to slide on down for a Bizarro News Roundup! Indian teen with rare medical condition has 232 teeth removed from his mouth. Indian man finds a 5-foot crocodile in his shower. […]

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Bizarro News Roundup!

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by Tracy Vanity Gollums, Neverending Story dragon-slaying, alien sightings, cannibalism, and yet another step towards the robot apocalypse. It’s time for a Bizarro News Roundup kids! Yee-haw! While on vacation, a Chinese tourist happened across a golum-like creature while taking a piss. News reports say the creature resembles Gollum from Lord of […]

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Bizarro Breaking News: 12-year-old Girls Stab a Peer 19 Times in the Name of Slenderman

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by Tracy Vanity Prosecutors say two 12-year-old southeastern Wisconsin girls stabbed their 12-year-old friend nearly to death in the woods to please a mythological creature they learned about online. Both girls were charged as adults with first-degree attempted homicide Monday in Waukesha County Circuit Court; they each face up to […]

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Bizarro Breaking News: 8-legged Hermaphroditic Goat Born in Croatia

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This extraordinary baby goat has EIGHT legs and both male and female reproductive organs. Vets say the extraordinary animal’s extra limbs are the result of an underdeveloped twin sibling. Croatian farmer Zoran Paparic’s couldn’t believe what he was seeing when his goat Sarka recently gave birth. He said: “I counted his legs and […]

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Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro News Roundup, April Fools’ Edition!

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by Tracy Vanity What’s fake and what’s real? Does it even make a difference? Here’s the latest weird news, hot off the internet! NETFLIX unveils awesome “Cage Mode” films! Darth Vader is running for president of the Ukraine! Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro News Roundup, April Fools’ Edition! What’s fake and what’s real? Does […]

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Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro News Roundup!

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by Tracy Vanity Texas man stabbed with Legend of Zelda Sword is in serious condition.  Cat attacks the shit out of a British man for wearing Hugo Boss cologne.  “The Swiss Cheese Pervert” has struck again!  Another victim came forward over the weekend, the fourth woman accusing 42-year-old Christopher Pagano […]

Twisted Tuesdays: Vintage Faces of War

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by Tracy Vanity Plastic surgery dates back to Ancient Egypt where the dead were given enhanced cheekbones and noses, or in the case of King Tut, glorious boners that have lasted through the ages that are still mystifying the people of today. But it wasn’t until WWI & WWII when doctors were […]