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by Tracy Vanity
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I’m very pleased with how “American Horror Story: Freak Show” is coming along. The characters are fun, especially Twisty. You can be Twisty for Halloween! Here is a tutorial:
But not everyone is pleased with Twisty’s antics. The Clowns of America International think Twisty makes all clowns look bad, stating:
“They can take any situation no matter how good or pure and turn it into a nightmare. We do not support in any way, shape or form any medium that sensationalizes or adds to coulrophobia or ‘clown fear’.”
via IGN
I totally disagree, I think Twisty adds to coulrophilia, or “sexual arousal by clowns.” Besides, it’s not as if Twisty is the first murderous clown.
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There is even a “Twisty loves Dandy” blog and lots of tumblr users are already fantasizing about them having sex. The pornographic fan art should be coming shortly. Rule 34 and all that.
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See Clowns of America International? Even though a lot of people are freaked out by clowns, there are a lot of freaks turned on by them. Hence Sugar Weasel, the clown escort!
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Yummy!
Here is some Bizarro breaking clown news:
- “Creepy Clown Sightings Spread Across America“
- “Crazy knife-wielding clowns terrorize small French town“
- “A mother and daughter claim they were attacked by sex toy-wielding clowns at a haunted house.”
And for fun, here’s a creepypasta for the road:
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