by Bob Freville Father Reemus was ascending the hill at Beaverkill, hand hidden in the crotch of his tunic, eyes fixed on little Timothy Johnson’s corduroyed ass, brown slacks that’d gone yellow at the seam from countless summer camp bed-wettings. I was down in the valley, in the bushes, shotgunning […]
New Kindle eBook from Jeff Burk
Published on :From the same author that brought you SHATNERQUAKE, SUPER GIANT MONSTER TIME, CRIPPLE WOLF, and SHATNERQUEST comes… Jeff Burk is the cult favorite author of several books including SHATNERQUAKE and CRIPPLE WOLF. He is also one of the most original, ridiculous, and nerdy voices in the bizarro genre. B-MOVIES AND […]
Dilation Exercise 101
Published on :Below you’ll find Alan M. Clark’s weekly Dilation Exercise. Please look at the picture, read the caption, above and below the image, and allow your imagination to go to work on it. If the artwork inspires an idea, please use the comment feature to tell us something about it. Need […]
The Tea House: Cross Training
Published on :by Spike Marlowe Today is brought to you by a San Francisco French Roast, with milk and sugar. One of the remarkable things about being human is our innate need to create. Whether it’s dinner or a song or a flower garden or a method for more effectively driving to […]
Flash Fiction Friday: The Sexy Cortical
Published on :by Andy de Fonseca It took several seconds for his eyes to adjust to the dim, reddish light that pulsated through the mixture of cigarette smoke and dry-ice mist wafting throughout the room. In the absence of one large stage there were several cages placed about; chairs circled them, occupied […]
Show Me Your Shelves: Josh Myers
Published on :by Gabino Iglesias Josh Myers is a cool guy who likes to read and write books, so we got along from the start. After reading Feast of Oblivion, published by Copeland Valley Press in 2012, I wanted more of his fiction. He said he was working on something. That was […]
Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro Photoblast
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New Bizarro Author Series Review #30: The Church of TV as God by Daniel Vlasaty
Published on :by J.W. Wargo Id Says:HOOOOLLLLLLYYYYYY EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SYSTEM!!!! Everyone knows TV addicts are out there, but fucking television cultists praying in a house of screens? And now their zealous boob-tube leader thinks he’s found their savior. Oh, great are the cable channel deity motherfuckers! This cathode-ray of sunshine doesn’t know […]
Flash Fiction Friday: A Textbook Killing
Published on :by Bix Skahill “I don’t know nothing about Mr. Pedersen’s truck.” “You don’t know anything about Mr. Pedersen’s truck.” “That’s what I said.” Glaring down at the man kneeling and shaking on the abandoned warehouse floor, Muller sighed and shifted the bloody, bulky textbook to his left hand, then back. […]
Twisted Tuesdays: Semana Santa
Published on :by Tracy Vanity Also known as “Holy Week” this Catholic festival takes place before Easter every year in parts of Spain and Latin America. If you have watched “American Horror Story: Coven” the creepy pointed hoods in the intro will be familiar: Referred to as capirotes, these cloaks are used by […]
Dilation Exercise 100
Published on :Below you’ll find Alan M. Clark’s weekly Dilation Exercise. Please look at the picture, read the caption, above and below the image, and allow your imagination to go to work on it. If the artwork inspires an idea, please use the comment feature to tell us something about it. Need […]
Flash Fiction Friday: Mutagon II (Excerpt)
Published on :by Jamie Grefe Ned is at the Chevy-Levy coffee house, hidden among those night alleys, between chicken-on-a-stick standing bars, shady karaoke joints, porn shops, and used vinyl bins. He likes it here. Other than the desert, here a man can still think. Grime on the tabletop, white dust. The smell […]
Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro News Roundup, April Fools’ Edition!
Published on :by Tracy Vanity What’s fake and what’s real? Does it even make a difference? Here’s the latest weird news, hot off the internet! NETFLIX unveils awesome “Cage Mode” films! Darth Vader is running for president of the Ukraine! Twisted Tuesdays: Bizarro News Roundup, April Fools’ Edition! What’s fake and what’s real? Does […]