Below you’ll find Alan M. Clark’s weekly Dilation Exercise. Since this week’s workout is so close to the holidays, Robert Devereaux was asked to lead the exercise with material inspired by his series, The Santa Claus Chronicles. Using the cover artwork for the existing three novels as inspiration, he has written the captions below to deliver a seasonal delight! There are links to the books on amazon.com in this post.
Please look at the picture, read the caption, above and below the images, and allow your imagination to go to work on them. Please don’t expand on the storylines in your comments. Need a further explanation? Go to Imagination Workout—The Dilation Exercises.
At the height of their passion, Saint Nick remembered having left his genitals in some needy grown-up’s stocking
Once retrieved, which could be accomplished in a flash, how might he conclude this fiery encounter with a genuine money shot?
Artwork: “Santa and the Tooth Fairy” copyright © 1992 Alan M. Clark. Cover art for Santa Steps Out, by Robert Devereaux, published by Deadite Press.
Hmmm, a pooper of coins.
How might he give such a gift to deserving tykes worldwide, without turning them into scorned freaks?
Artwork: “Santa Remote Viewing” copyright © 2011 Alan M. Clark. Cover art for Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes, by Robert Devereaux, published by Deadite Press.
Elevated to Son-of-God-ship, what a time to pop a boner!
All the heavenly host has noticed and stopped singing my praises, turning their eyes to the Big Boy Himself.
Artwork: “Santa’s Wet Dream” copyright © 2013 Alan M. Clark. Cover art for Santa Claus Saves the World, by Robert Devereaux, published by Deadite Press.
Captions are original to this post and are not excerpted from the novels.
—Alan M. Clark and Robert Devereaux