It’s almost January, which means you need a fucking calendar. And Vince Kramer has just the product to fill your needs. Behold, the infamous ACTION FIGURES FUCKING CALENDAR.

Action Figures Fucking ALL YEAR LONG. 12 pages of hot sex scenes featuring some of your favorite characters from movies and television. Use your calendar to remember important holidays (like “Grab Her By the Pussy Day”, and “Christmas”), while being entertained by a professional, full-color photo of action figures getting it on. You’ll never be able to look at August again without thinking about Luke Skywalker sticking his dick in Jabba the Hutt’s mouth, or October without Mulder sexually harassing Scully in the work place. And just how long IS Jar Jar Binks’ tongue anyway? Can it go straight in a pussy? Find out in January, by buying a 2017 Action Figures Fucking calendar and putting it on the wall.

More info on how to purchase your own perverted day planner can be found over on Vince’s website. Get yours while supplies last!