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New Bizarro Author Series Review #31: The Mondo Vixen Massacre by Jamie Grefe

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by J.W. Wargo Id Says:SSSSSSPPPPLLLLLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! Fucking stab my dick with a stiletto heel! Vixens have gone mucho loco terrorizing the world with their outrageously sadistic games. No one is spared. Middle class suburbia is turned to rubble, families torn apart both figuratively and literally. Oh, but they fucked up royally […]

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Flash Fiction Friday: The Emperor the Emperor Had

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by Mark Allen Berryhill Gunfire erupts somewhere in the distance, although distinguishing the sound of combat from the noises the arcade cabinets make can be tricky. The bass thump of explosives rattles the glass in the ticket counter and confirms it. He puts his cheek to the glass to feel […]

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Bizarro Central’s Summer Reading List

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We asked more than a dozen authors of bizarro fiction to name the book they’re most excited to read this summer. The resulting list is a mix of new releases, classics, and a few that may surprise you. If you’re looking for a great summer read, here’s what sixteen bizarro fiction stars […]

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Flash Fiction Friday: Above the Bloodline of the Wayward Flower

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by Madeleine Swann A mother wheeled a very large pushchair through the entrance of Pod Pals Cor. They passed the factory floor where rows of green plants were watered or inspected with checklists. Some were having ripe pods removed – cut at just the right point above the sleeping inmate. […]

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A Talking Eyeball Walks into a Bar: An Introduction to Bizarro Fiction

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Bradley Sands is teaching an online class on writing bizarro fiction. It’s for a new lit site called Lit Demon. In this workshop you will learn to write high-concept bizarro while concentrating on the absurd and the surreal. You will discover what “high concept” means and learn what appeals to bizarro readers. We […]

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Wonderland Book Award Preliminary Voting Begins Now!

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Voting for the Wonderland Book Award preliminary ballot begins now for the Best Bizarro Novel and Best Bizarro Collection of 2013. Please send your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place votes in the Novel and Collection categories to bizarrocon@yahoo.com with the subject line “Wonderland Book Award Preliminary Ballot.” Preliminary voting ends […]

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Flash Fiction Friday: Transsexual Meth Addicts with Marshmallow Eyes Come to Earth

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by Andrew J. Stone I always knew it was only a matter of time before the transsexual meth addicts with marshmallow eyes would resurrect a queen and descend to exact their revenge. A decade ago we traveled to Mars X to claim the planet. And once we discovered there was […]

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New Books from Lazy Fascist

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Lazy Fascist, the mustachioed imprint of Eraserhead Press, has just dropped four new books, including the bizarro fables The Fun We’ve Had by Michael J Seidlinger and The Last Horror Novel in the History of the World by Brian Allen Carr. Also out is the first issue of their new […]

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Flash Fiction Friday: 3 Shorts by Zoltán Komor

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by Zoltán Komor Spell of the Game I witness a pervert insulting a young girl on the bus. Opening his long, black trench coat, he shows the girl the Rubik’s Cube between his hairy legs. “Solve it, you little bitch!” he hisses at her. The girl takes it as a […]

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Bizarro Breaking News: 8-legged Hermaphroditic Goat Born in Croatia

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This extraordinary baby goat has EIGHT legs and both male and female reproductive organs. Vets say the extraordinary animal’s extra limbs are the result of an underdeveloped twin sibling. Croatian farmer Zoran Paparic’s couldn’t believe what he was seeing when his goat Sarka recently gave birth. He said: “I counted his legs and […]

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Flash Fiction Friday: The Version of “Pinocchio” Where Pinocchio Has a Dick for a Nose

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by Danger Slater Back in middle school I had this idea for a short story that was just like ‘Pinocchio’ except in my version Pinocchio’s nose was a giant dick. When he would lie, he’d get a boner on his face. He’d tell the girls they were beautiful, but he […]