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BIZARRO CON  &

THE WONDERLAND BOOK AWARDS


NOVEMBER 14-16
EDGEFIELD MANOR
2126 S.W. Halsey St.
Troutdale, OR 97060


            From November 14-16, Edgefield Manor in Troutdale, OR (just outside of Portland) was the setting of the first ever BizarroCon.  Bizarro writers, publishers, and fans came from all over the country to indulge in three days of squishy revelry.

            On Friday there was a writer’s workshop, a panel discussion on self-promotion, and the largest Bizarro Writers Association meeting to happen thus far.  That evening was the book release party for “The Kissing Bug” by Daniel Scott Buck, “Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden” by Cameron Pierce, “Apeshit” by Carlton Mellick III, and “The Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere” by Mykle Hansen.  Eraserhead head-honcho, Rose O’Keefe, brewed Bizarro beer for the occasion and each of the authors did a reading. 

            Saturday was the major day of activity with panels about Bizarro itself, publishing, and crossover potential.  This was also the day with the majority of readings.  Mitch Maraude, Bruce Taylor, Bradley Sands, Jess Gulbranson, Jeremy Needle, Garret Cook, Forrest Armstrong, Kevin L. Donihe, Eckhard Gerdes, Andersen Prunty, David Agranoff, and Jeremy Robert Johnson entertained the crowd with tales of weirdness. 

            That evening was the first ever Wonderland Book Awards for best Bizarro novel and collection of 2007. 

The nominees for best novel were:


Dr. Identity
by D Harlan Wilson

Wall of Kiss
by Gina Ranalli

Vacation
by Jeremy C Shipp

Sausagey Santa
by Carlton Mellick III

Million Year Centipede
by Eckhard Gerdes


The nominees for best collection were:


13 Thorns
by Gus Fink and Gina Ranalli

Misadventures in Thumbnail Universe
by Vincent W Sakowski

Discouraging at Best
by John Edward Lawson

This City is Alive
by Forrest Armstrong


D. Harlan Wilson won best novel but was not in attendance, so Andersen Prunty accepted it on his behalf and read a special acceptance speech written by Jeremy C Shipp.  “13 Thorns” took the prize and the notoriously shy Gina Ranalli accepted the award in front of the cheering crowd.

The awards dinner was followed by the Ultimate Bizarro Showdown.  The rules were simple; you have two minutes to entertain the crowd and then the audience decided if you got two more minutes.  Jeremy Robert Johnson hosted with Eckhard Gerdes, Gina Ranall, and Bruce Taylor passing judgment.  Carlton Mellick III placed third, Mykle Hansen took second, and Garret Cook was crowned the winner.  The grand prize was an inflatable moose head and a “Sixty and Sensational” sash. 

Everyone then partied late into the night (some never went to bed).  Come Sunday sleep deprivation and physical exhaustion was taking its toll on the attendees.  One by one everyone said their goodbyes and went on their various ways. 


To read what others thought of the event go to:

Garret Cook's Blog

Forrest Armstrong's Blog

Andersen Prunty's Blog

Christopher Reynaga's Blog

Bizarro Central Discussion


For pictures of the weekend go to:

Rose O'Keefe's Album

Kevin L Donihe's Album




   

 

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